Avril Lavigne is a jealous whore.
April 1st, 2007Avril Lavigne has attacked Britney Spears for not being tough enough for showbiz. Lavigne who was once conisdered the anti-Britney before she morphed into a teen pop princess herself said “What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it You can’t complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that’s the job.” Brit, 25, has recently been in rehab. But Avril says while she too likes boozing, she can handle it and “no one really gets to know”.
Avril Lavigne attacking Britney Spears for cracking under the pressure of fame is sort of like your father attacking your mother for complaining about the agony of her period. Just like Avril Lavigne is jealous of Britney Spears for having media attention which she doesn’t have, your father is jealous of your mother for having titties and a snatch. Watch him around her panty drawer, those stains aren’t really soap powder!
Whilst Britney Spears is followed by 25 strong paparazzi everywhere she goes, all desperate to get a glimpse of her ear or her wig or even the man standing a few feet away from her who actually has nothing to do with her, Avril Lavigne would be lucky to have one retarded cow following her skanky ass around town, because watching Avril Lavigne driving around town in her Barbie Jeep and yelping for attention like the neurotic little prostitute she is isn’t quite as interesting as watching Britney Spears shaving all her hair off and screaming at people wielding an umbrella. I think the only solution is for Britney Spears to eat Avril Lavigne on live television and then take a dump on her new cd. This would please me greatly and I think it may also lead to world peace.
April 15th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Amen honey!
June 1st, 2007 at 9:39 am
yeah that’s totally right. britney is not such a big whore as avril is. britney has always been pop but avril changed her whole fucking character just to become the popular bitch. people are what’s their character avril is nobody beacause she has no!!!
July 16th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I don t agree with you! I think that Avril’s point is “if you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen”. If britney doesnt like the attention she attracts to her self than she shouldnt be in the business she is in. And there are reason the poparazzi follow her, its because she does stupid shit to attract attention to her self. She is to the point that she is Slowing down she has kids, her career isnt what it was 5 years ago and so she is begging for attention. Avril is just trying to live a life, she doesnt want the attention, thats what i like about her. She doesnt walk around all day wondering what she can do to get on the front page again!
July 28th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
This is the worst performer and worst music. People should really simply write the lyrics down and speak them in a normal tone. The lyrics suck, and the music is simplistic. This crap music is leaking to me through various venues and I want it express extreme displeasure at the performer for being a good for nothing made up sell-out cow.
No talent. Wardrobe sucks. Vocals suck. Lyrics suck. “Band(s)” suck(s).
I wish I had a Andy Kaufman-esque opportunity to go into a boxing ring with this bitch and beat her senseless. I have hatred for her.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Wow, I am so glad to see this article. Avril lavigne not only resembles a man, any attempt at music by her is a complete bunch of crap. Damn I wanna egg that bitch.
November 10th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Well said.
Avril is a hypocrite and she has sold herself out. She should stop attacking other people and focus on herself considering the fact she does indeed look like a whore.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Avril has lost her way. She and her music don’t have the energy they used to. Sitting on a chair and talk-singing off-key won’t keep her career healthy. Child prodigies like Avril burn out very quickly, like butterflies, beautiful and wondrous, but only for a short time.