An Enya, Kiera Knightly and Imogen Heap threeway
October 21st, 2007Remember Emmy Rossum? Probably not.
Emmy is the latest ho ho to try and make MO MONEH by crossing the bridge between acting and singing, and she has decided to go for what would seem to be an Enya meets Imogen Heap sound which if marketed correctly will be slotting itself into every mothers vagina over the next year. I swear to god if you ever have a spouse or partner going crazy about how you can't do anything right and how the detergent was ON THE FUCKING LIST then just whip out A Day Without the Rain and slide it right on up their vagina. You will see the short period of intense anger at the violation of the lady garden wash away as the valium like effect of Enya sets in deep within the uterus.
I will probably buy this thing and feed it to my auxiliary weekend cooch i keep in a jar. My snazzle loves nothing more than precious white girls doing corny new age.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:03 am
I’m still mad at Emmy for being my love interest’s love interest in Day After Tomorrow. Jake Gyllenhaal is too pretty for her…but I did like the pink dress at 2:05s