A step in the right direction.
April 12th, 2007Lindsay Lohan has, It would seem, finally discovered the popular support garment widely known as a bra, you can see this to be true from the image bellow of Lindsay Lohan showing us her bra.
Whilst the (i’m sure, revolutionary) discovery of a bra is probably a big deal for Lindsay Lohan, It’s also clear Miss Lohan expects a medal and perhaps a small ceremony for wearing a bra! Look at her there showing off her bra enhanced boobage proudly! I’d normally encourage this kind of slutty behaviour from hot Hollywood starlets, but when Lindsay Lohan started looking like my drunken aunt I stopped finding her sexy and started finding her, oh say, physically repulsive.
So as much as Lindsay Lohan’s misguided attempt to be erotic and sexy deserves a hat tip for effort, it’s still not going to be either erotic or sexy until she stops looking like a large leather sofa with furry pillows. Okay that actually is probably sexier than Lindsay Lohan and now I kind of want a furry pillow. I will jizz on it and tell people it’s paint.
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