A mental picture I could have coped without.
April 3rd, 2007
FugieFug reveals to People that she keeps her relationship with Josh Duhamel alive with a combination of stripper dances, fishing and karaoke, whilst Josh has admitted that his partial blindness, prescription drugs and the occasional ass tickle are what does it for him. You just know Fergabus would be up for anal.
Fergie and Josh Duhamel have already revealed they keep their romance hot with karaoke and fishing trips – and now you can add sexy dancing to that list. “He just dances for me in private, in some very interesting outfits,” the singer, 32, tells Playboy in its May issue. “He bought me these amazing boots at the Hustler store. They’re thigh-high patent leather with a big long zipper. They’re hard to get on, but it’s worth it.”
Ahh yes, nothing can quite re-ignite the wilting flame of a relationship than the sheer terror of watching Fergie strip in kinky hooker boots. Well, nothing aside from maybe the thrill of hooking a billy bass or the lovely vocals of Fergie herself slaughtering re-inventing Summer Nights in her own special way. On the bright side, Avril Lavigne isn’t anywhere in this story and I haven’t heard her song for several hours in a row! I’ll reserve the champagne for the 24 hour mark though, cautious optimism, my friends, is the path to a happy soul.
April 4th, 2007 at 1:36 am
I don’t know about Fergie, but I’m pretty sure that what keeps their romance hot for Josh is the prospect of getting another girl in bed with them, given Fergie’s taste for human carpet.
http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/fergie/fergie-was-a-lesbian/