It's Here! The day has finally come for Sex and the City to start filming. I'm sure I'm not the only one who shed a tear when Carrie and Big finally admitted defeat. It was like the 6 year long fling, that I tried to pretend was just that, had broken up with me and the rest of the world. Tear.

Well cry no longer. They're back and better than ever (well at least the conflict between my own personal idol, Kim Cattrall, and old horse face, Sarah Jessica Parker, is anyway.) Speaking of Idols, expect to see former contestant from American Idol and Award winning Dreamgirl, Jennifer Hudson, as Carrie Bradshaw's assistant. But wait one second. Carrie doesn't have an assistant. Right?

Here's the scoop. It's been over for almost FOUR YEARS! I know. I'm proud of my mathematical skills and usage of semi-big words too. The basic plot outline is an excerpt of the lives of four Manhattan middle-aged woman 4 years after the cameras stopped paying attention to what they all had to say. Well that's the basics anyway. I went undercover as an actor auditioning for a role so I can see the script and share all the juicy details with you. Oh for anyone who cares I got the part but turned it down so I can continue working The Deli for you wonderful readers. At least that's what I'm telling people.

Carrie Bradshaw is retiring as a sex columnist so she could move to a not so city scape also known as Mr. Big's vineyard. They broke up 76 times in the last 4 years but she's finally ready to forgive him for being human and he's finally ready to lower his standards. She's handing the job over to her supposedly long time assistant, but needs to teach her about puns first. That and where all the hottest sexiest hot spots for anyone over the age of 40 will go and anyone under the age of 40 wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

Samantha Jones is still single and fabulous…or so she's trying to make herself believe. Smith Jarrod throws a cheap rock at Samantha and she freaks not because of the lack of Carat, but the fact that it's a symbol of death. Nobody seems to care that he's not uber famous now, due to the fact that Smitth is such a common name and was easily forgotten. They try and play the indie film actor card, and we believe it because he's yummy. Oh she commits by the end of the film.

Miranda Hobbes finds herself free to work a gazillion hours with her son attending school now. She doesn't have time for her husband or son and he's threatens divorce. She caves and quits her job. They're son gets straight A's but is addicted to Diet Coke on the rocks. He's the perfect balance between both parents.

Charlotte York-Goldenblatt is living a happy and perfect life. She's raising a Jewish Chinese girl who looks adorable in Chanel. Harry has gotten a promotion at his job. They have so much money that it makes me sick. Nothing else really happens to her.

In character of the reporter theme and officially announcing my use of the signature…That is all.

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