TomKat as one. Hide your children.
November 18th, 2006
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have unified in a celebration of space today, a terrifying process in which they physically fused bodies to become one entity known as TomKat. Mid-Sized with thick dark hair and blank eyes, TomKat also has a snaggletooth and is probably bisexual, TomKat also has the torso of a Greek God and the breasts of a Greek Goddess.
Whilst this might sound like a rather pleasing prospect to the more liberally minded amongst us, I can assure you that TomKat is highly dangerous and quite possibly lethal. TomKat is usually scene in the following places. So avoid them at all costs
- Near Victoria Beckham - therefore far away from food.
- Inside David Beckham’s rectum - therefore far away from hetrosexuality.
- In or around Scientology centers - therefore far away from sanity.
- In or around expensive clothing stores in Los Angeles - therefore far away from reality.
Really, kids, this is a dark day for mankind.
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Katie’s dress looks like it smells like shit and Tom’s vomit.
The baby looks lost and confused.
You talk a language that only you understand, better known as nonsense. Tom and Katy are NOT Bi-sexual. It only exists in your own imagination.