Star Chart: November 20th.
The Star Chart is a hot new feature where we chart Hollywood’s top five talked about based on how much exposure they are getting in trashy columns like this, in the press and in the general public. Check back every Monday to see if your favourite celeb has been gossiped about enough to get a mention.
1. Tom Kat 
Definitely the most talked about sluts this week, I haven’t found any rock big enough to hide under to escape this nasty sickly wedding shit they have going on, but I bet Tom has found a few cocks big enough to hide under to escape this sickly wedding shit. I think they are both dead inside.
2. Britney Spears
The only thing more important than a celebrity divorce is a celebrity wedding, and whilst the buzz around Britney’s split from the singularly most annoying person on the planet is still loud, the publicity sham of a spaceship related wedding of the stars is enough to oust even her.
3. Lindsay Lohan
This slut actively seeks headlines like Paris Hilton seeks people who can incubate her spawn, when Lohan isn’t being interviewed or pictured for boring GQ Spreads, she’s being pictured coked up and with slitty wrists. Slutty Slitty is totally her new nick.
4. O.J Simpson
This dumb slut has written a book about “How he WOULD have killed them, If he HAD done it”. Right, why don’t I go and write a book about how i WOULD have shoved wet paper towels down Lindsay McRingle’s pants when I was seven, If I had done it of course, but I didn’t, the ghost of wet paper towels did.
5. Daniel Craig
Whoever isn’t talking about the new bond film has to have heard some discussion over Daniel Craigs body somewhere along the line. I don’t hear any guys whining and bitching about how this kind of thing sets an unrealistic standard of physical beauty for men, but i suspect thats largely because they all have boners for him.
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