The Star Chart will now be fortnightly for two reasons.

A) The fact that it even exists makes me want to shoot myself
B) I am much too busy these days.

So lets see if Britney Spears has retained her trash ass crown as top of the tabloids.

1. Britney Spears (5)
High Point: Writing on her blog to assure her fans shes setlling down and working hard.
Low Point: The blog post was all lies, the next night she was out in a bra. You stay classy, Britney.

2.Paris Hilton (4)
High Point: Still is in some form of distant contact with Britney Spears.
Low Point: Seems to enjoy rubbing her vagina against her sisters vagina.

3.Lindsay Lohan (3)
High Point: Apparently is off the booze.
Low Point: Being ‘off the booze’ before your 21st isn’t exactly right, is it Lindsay?

4. Jennifer Garner (1)
High Point: Looking really, really, REALLY fine for Elle Magazine.
Low Point: It was totally airbrushed.

4. Nicole Richie (1)
High Point: I think she’s been eating a few wildberries lately.
Low Point: Dumb skank was arrested for drink-driving. How can she even take booze?

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