So Mary Kate Olsen is definitely satan.

December 29th, 2006

There’s one really easy way to tell Mary Kate and Ashley apart these days; and that is looking closely to see which one is carrying a dead baby in her mouth and is wearing the carcasses of a hundred bunnies around her shoulders.

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I am convinced that Mary Kate wears pink sweats when she’s at home, and for some reason is determined to look as nasty and freaky as possible every time she leaves her house. Either that or she’s been watching way too much Hocus Pocus even though Bette Middler looks way hotter as a witch even with those freaky ass teeth. I am serious though if she really is as skanky and nasty as she dresses then her vagina must smell like a thousand years of overfishing.
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One Response to “So Mary Kate Olsen is definitely satan.”

  1. Chelsea Says:

    If MaryKate wants to look like that then it is her choice. I dont see why she should change her style just for people who thinks she looks like satan. At the end of the day, she’s a grown up and is free to look however she likes. (Thats my opinion!)

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