I don’t care what the magazines keep telling me.
This is seriously one of the fugliest advertisements for LV I’ve ever seen.
Scarlett Johansson may be a hot bitch, as im sure you’ve heard from any media publication printed from 2003-2006, but sometimes she can look seriously like a fug little piggy! I mean, a fug little piggy i’d have sex with in various different positions, but that’s hardly saying much since I got dragged away from dry humping a hobo named JeeJee last week. JeeJee, if you’re reading this through an internet cafe window, call me with a stolen cell.
The ho just needs to stop doing all the weird shit with her hair and start wearing a few leather jackets and get highlights once in a while. The Scarlett Johansson from The Island is the Scarlett Johansson we want to get to know better.
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As a heterosexual woman, I do believe we have the same taste in women if I were to ever go lesbian. Jen Garn, I mean, duh she is the hottest bitch ever. But Scarlett Johanssen in The Island!? Quit mind-melding me while I perv out on chicks!