Not the best look for Jen Garner.

November 30th, 2006

Everyone knows that Jennifer Garner = the salvation of mankind, and so that it’s why its so surprising for me to see Jennifer, my one and only, turning up at an event and not looking like perfection.

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The dress is kind of like something a fashionable Ethiopian should be wearing, the hair is kind of like something a fashionable teenage rebel in the 80’s should be wearing and the face is kind of like something Jennifer Garner in 48 years should be wearing. I don’t know whats going on here, but whoever told darling Jennifer that the “Haven’t Slept for 94 Hours” eye-makeup would actually make her beautiful face look better is not only playing a cruel joke, but I suspect they may also be in canoodles with satan. Jennifer Garner’s makeup artist, you’d better watch your fucking back.

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4 Responses to “Not the best look for Jen Garner.”

  1. M Says:

    Thanku i agree!! ive been reading abt rave reviews everywhere regarding her look, when all i can see is plain scary!!

  2. Deli Llama Says:

    No no, Jennifer Garner is the hotness, It’s just she didn’t nail it here

  3. Tyrone Biggums Says:

    KISS ASS!

  4. Libbey Says:

    The make-up is awful, and the hair is ‘meh’, or as suggested a little too 80s. The dress looks great though, IMO - it accentuates her rockin’ bod. She looks fit, as usual.

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