Nicky & Paris Hilton are pure class in a glass.
I love how every time I think that Paris and Nicky can’t get any more repulsive to me they find a way. I mean, two sisters almost touching infested vaginas is pretty classy. But two sisters almost touching vaginas in suspenders is just all kinds of crazy class. That said I can understand why trailer park parties don’t even allow Nicky and Paris in any more. I wonder if the touching of cooches has created some sort of super S.T.D?
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about 3 years ago
Dude, that’s fucking nasty.
about 3 years ago
What a couple of gross losers – this is NOT at all classy. EWWWWWW!!!!!
about 3 years ago
Eeeeew! I hope they dipped that limo in clorox. And A200 Pyrinate. And then junked it.
about 3 years ago
THOSE NASTY WHORES ARE JUST TOO MUCH TO TAKE. WHY DON’T THEY JUST CRAWL IN THEIR HOTELS AND SOBER UP!!! AND THEIR NOT EVEN CUTE!
about 3 years ago
Um, that’s Brittany Spears and Paris. Not Nicky.
about 3 years ago
Gross! Does it matter? If they are such great Role Models, why don’t show pictures of you’re supposed to behave at A list parties?
about 3 years ago
no it’s not britney,common, do u know what she looks like?
about 3 years ago
IF YOU GUYS THINK THATS NASTY YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING MY FUCKING JOB. EVERY TIME I STICK MY HAND IN THERE IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING’S TRYING TO BITE MY FUCKING HAND OFF. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT CRABS? PARIS HAS GOT EVERY FUCKIN SEA LIFE UNDA THA SEA LIVIN IN THAT SMELLHOLE. THEY COULD’VE FILMDED THE LITTLE MERMAID DOWN THERE. I FIND LOBSTERS AND SHRIMP REGULARLY AND ONE TIME I THINK I FOUND A PIECE OF THE TITANIC…IM LIKE “WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM?! WTF DID SHE HAVE SEX WITH A 88 YEAR OLD BOAT?? ILLLLL!”
BTW I WAS RECENTLY WATCHIN AN EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND WHEN I HEARD SPONGEBOB SAYING HE WORKS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT “HEY, ILL BET THAT’S NEAR PARIS’S PUSSY HA HA”
MAN THE KIDZ LOVED THAT ONE!
about 3 years ago
paris and he sister need spme help with there out of control if i was there parents i would hide to if they where my girls i would cut them off and make them go through life with nothing like all of us they have so much money its fucked with there head come on who the hell would touch a family member like that if they were not on drugs and shit they should never be aloud to come to australia again stay out u stinky bitch
about 3 years ago
What the hell are they doing? Just trying to get their photo takin as usual!
about 3 years ago
one word….SIDA!!!
about 3 years ago
She is a little bitch who has some real mental problem.what are they thinking
about 3 years ago
Paris’s feet are humongous!
about 3 years ago
Why dosen’t somebody do us a favor and put a bullet in the head of this fuckin cunt? Mata fact they should put a few slugs in her sister and her gotdamn family and then in the brain of every single celebrity in the world. Except for Alex Trebek. I love him on Jeopardy :OM
about 3 years ago
Paris has Herpes!!
about 3 years ago
Que merda de site. Uma bosta. Gay safados, lésbicas safadas.
about 3 years ago
Só porcaria neste site. Bosta de Site.
about 2 years ago
DUAS PIRANHAS DA PIOR QUALIDADE – EU FALEI, PIRANHAS OK.
PARA QUEM É BABAÇÃO E GOSTA DE VIVER DE MASTURBAÇÃO E PROSTITUIÇÃO…
about 2 years ago
The Hilton bitches have been disinherited! They aren’t getting billions from the Granddad!