Nelly Furtado teeters into fug.

Nelly Furtado is kind of like an ice-cream that hasn’t been invented yet. On one side you have thick, creamy, beautiful chocolate flavoured ice cream with chips of sexy goodness. Whilst on the other side, you’d have a big steaming pile of shit flavoured ice cream, to signify that not only does Nelly Furtado make catchy music and is rarely seen without me having an erection, but that Nelly Furtado is incredibly annoying and rather shitty in general at times - and worryingly, she’s getting fugger by the dozen. Did i say Dozen? I meant second, and no i’m definitely not being paid by FOX studios to tentatively plug Cheaper By The Dozen 3, although if FOX were to pay me a few thousand dollars I’d probably go down on a hen or something. I am cheap and nasty just like you and your sister.

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