Lindsay Lohan’s Doll is all Lies.
Lindsay Lohan’s doll isn’t very accurate. Yes, It perfectly shows her firecrotch hair and smugly sarcastic looking face. However, there are a few things that it does not show about Lindsay Lohan, and several items are missing from her inventory which appears to be more fashionable than anything the whorelet herself would wear.
Where is the cocaine? Where are the detachable panties that can’t contain her roaming vaginal flaps? How about the self harm marks and the Southern Comfort bottle? Did i say Southern Comfort? I forgot it was Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here, I meant alcoholic urine. Does THIS doll smell like semen?
I can almost guarantee that there are going to be some angry parents when they find the crabs on her crotch. You know parents are such prudes these days, at the Britney Spears concerts parents even walked out after she started masturbating on stage. What is THAT all about? Your daughter is going to masturbate lady, she might as well learn from the best and get a head start!
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about 3 years ago
haha you forgot to mention to button you push on her back that says such fun & ladylike things like, “Motherfucker, I’m fine,” “I’m (sniff) exhausted!” and “You are a cunt.”
about 3 years ago
‘You are a cunt’, that is beautiful.