Leatherfaced Lies!
December 19th, 2006
Leatherface Zoe is currently whoring some mobile phone for Samsung and she will be thankful for the wonderful art of digital manipulation because even Samsung couldn’t take looking at her dune-like face and they airbrushed her to within an inch of her life. Take a look.
So glad mobile phone companies are participating in encouraging unhealthy body image and clone-like fashion sense. Who better to make me feel fat, ugly and unfashionable than cellphone executives and Twiglet from The Blair Witch Project? And although I suspect Rachel Zoe’s undermosturised vagina would bear many aesthetic similarities to her actual mouth, she needs to realise that shoving a stick of celery into one does not constitute eating.
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Bones Richie called her raisin face. You call her leatherface. I just call her male and I’m waiting for her to reveal her dick one of these days.
Zoe is as ugly as prunes, raisins, leather, alligator skin/faced people can possibly become.
Rachel Zoe makes Medusa look like a CENTERFOLD Honey!
Dried up Wicked Witch from the Wizard of OZ! Broomstick Fly Away!
GET SUNSCREEN!
SPF 45