Jennifer Garner is hideously beautiful.
Jennifer Garner is the kind of woman who is so beautiful that it actually aches to look at her. Her first ever Elle magazine apperance this month is turning out to be an early Christmas gift from baby jesus to mankind. Savour it this Yuletide season!
 
Just Jared has lots more images of the spread
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