Fergie says she is basically god.
Everyone knows that meth and years of ugliness have messed up my beautiful-on-the-inside little Fergabus and so I of course should have seen what she was going to say next coming a while ago, But somehow, with Fergie, everything is always a little surprising.
“I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.”
I honestly should have known that the beautiful sounds of London Bridge were a gift from above. Come to think of it, there was this profound and beautiful quote from the Gospel of John.
And in the darkness of man, a fergalicious light shone forth to guide the lost.
We should all be thankful this Christmas that god has given us Fergie, because you have no idea how many times i’ve literally filled my pants from laughing at her. Here is my ode to her basically thinking she is baby jesus. I love her so much that I might sell my house and go and live outside of hers. I just hope that the other people at the crackden won’t beat me.
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She is so uneducated……I would think that having a large amount of money would afford her the opportunity to improve her station. I guess not.
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Fergie is just so ugly, very alien-freaky looking. She once appeared on a British talk-show wearing a tiara and when asked why; she replied “cos people treat me like a princess”. Maybe there just trying to get into her sweaty ones, who knows!
I’d spend a night with Beyonce and Fargie in the same bed ehehe
Someone shoot this bitch and put me out of my misery! What a fucking worthless piece of monkey shit, she honestly thinks god gave her that horrid voice? Maybe… to punish to stupid fucks who actually listen to that garbage.