Can someone take Lindsay Lohan’s blackberry away from her now please?

In another one of her delightful emails Lindsay Lohan talks about practising pole dancing for a new film role in which she plays a stripper, which by all means isn’t a huge stretch of the imagination for any of us.

An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re
all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan
wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised.
everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH
ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really
though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises
in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect
the cunts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

Her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik says :
“She’s been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes
from Sheila Kelly. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes
that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit.”

You gotta love Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she is like the worst liar in history and yet she’s had the joy of representing Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, two people who need good liars as much as they need underwear (that being a lot for the record, girls.)

Lindsay Lohan, like many of us, shows her respect for strippers by calling them whores and cunts. Like, I have a LOT of respect for my cellphone’s technical support team and thats definitely the reason I call them whores and cunts, I guess it’s just a universal way to show your admiration. Just remember that the next time your writing a card on mothers day.

On a side note it’s really cool that Lindsay Lohan has friends who leak every email she sends to the world press, I wish I had friends like that, except it’s actually really quite difficult to find snakey coke sniffing attention whores around these parts who I haven’t already punched in the vagina.

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