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Britney Spears: ‘Sorry. Bought Panties. K thnx’

December 7th, 2006

After the media uproar at Britney Spears‘ partying antics despite the recent birth of her second child, and widespread criticism from middle aged magazine writers who’s husbands are cheating on them with their younger assistants, Britney has finally spoken out about her wild child phase on her official website, calming the fear amongst Britney fans that they may have been tricked into donating money to a tiger culling organisation.

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This is what we call damage control in the world of P.R. I’m glad Britney thinks that showing her vagina and c-section scar to the world is stuff to be taken lightly. Do you see anyone cracking a joke about the people jumping out of the twin towers Britney? Or how about the Hiroshima bomb? Do you? Because I don’t! How insensitive of her to be playful about a subject that is still very raw in the minds of thousands of blind National Enquirer readers.

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  1. Tammy
    December 7th, 2006 at 22:47 | #1

    Oh, pipe down……her visible cooter is no where near the caliber of tragedy as the Twin Towers or Hiroshima. Mass millions didnt die, and lives havent been altered.
    Well, except for maybe yours……………..

  2. thandie
    December 8th, 2006 at 04:18 | #2

    exactly. get over it.

  3. Sorton
    December 28th, 2006 at 01:47 | #3

    Britney’s pantyless photos are at http://www.oopsbritney.com

  4. May 13th, 2007 at 00:22 | #4
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