BREAKING NEWS: Kirsten Dunst may have diarrhoea!

This just in from the fugly asshole of Kirsten Dunst: CODE BROWN. CODE BROWN. OH THE HORROR! Fuggermon Dunst was seen taking a poop test home with her and she thought it wise to remove the test from its plastic carrier bag. I know that I like to bring the worlds attention to my gastric movements whenever possible, and so I totally get where Kirsten is coming from with this.

That said, I don’t think that my loud and proud attitude to poop will give many children nightmares, wheras Kirsten Dunst’s bowel problems may well kill children in their sleep.

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