Beyonce is terribly interesting.
December 23rd, 2006
With 94 singles currently charting and a movie just released, it’s safe to say that Beyonce is keenly taking to the promotional circuit right now. So much so that I am pretty sure I know everything there is to know about Beyonce, including - but not limited to - the colour and texture of her shits, her favourite brand on tampon and that she is allergic to specific types of lube so she uses spit instead. Now she wants everyone to know how happy she is that you love her. You may already know this because she has been talking non-stop about how awesome she is at everything for about a year now.
“I cannot believe that I’m nominated for a Golden Globe,” Beyonce marveled. “It sounds crazy. I can’t even say it without smiling so hard!”
Seriously, Beyonce has done an awesome job of re-defining the word “oversaturation” these past few weeks, in fact I’m almost certain that starving orphans in Ghana know more about Beyonce’s excitement over her role in Dreamgirls than they do about basic healthcare.
December 23rd, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I would have replied earlier, but I fell asleep reading this very BORING news.
December 23rd, 2006 at 12:31 pm
boring is right! How many times can this ho tell the world that she is great?
December 28th, 2006 at 3:15 am
February 1st, 2007 at 9:58 pm
A star never has 2 say he/she’s a star! I was just as surprised as she was tho:? Man the industry has fell off. She’s good but 2 be the best chick the US got is sad that we don’t demand whitney/mariah voice ranges. I wud hav loved 2 c beyonce on an american idol audition without the fame. She got what she’s got but I can’t wait 4 the real singers 2 take over.
February 13th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
that ghana comment was just uncalled for…
March 26th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Beyonce is one of the best and beautiful singer…i love her
May 29th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Personally, i am not a Beyonce fan but she is the best female artist/actually no the best artist to come out in the past 13 years. the ghana comment was not needed and was really stupid.