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Beyonce has breasts…on her back. Backbreasts if you will.

November 21st, 2006

I understand that being thrown around the room like your having a small aneurysm as she was in her new music videos might be slightly disorientating for Beyonce, however something has gone horribly, horribly wrong at the American Music Awards, where Beyonce appears to be cupping fictional backtits, backtits which only she can see and feel.
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Now If I were Beyonce and I believed that I had two sets of titties, I can guarantee you that I would be doing more meaningful things with my life than trying for an Oscar and sweeping music awards. I would be running around New York smacking as many faces with my titties as possible in a kind of pirouette of tits! They would call me “The Beautiful, Beautiful Pirouette of Joy!”

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  1. Tyrone Biggums
    November 24th, 2006 at 19:21 | #1

    Black people claim her and she ain’t even a full one.

  2. February 21st, 2007 at 19:32 | #2

    Uhh, I think that’s just called a hella weird pose

  3. PHILLY
    March 10th, 2007 at 16:27 | #3

    SHE IS BLACK…LOOK A HER SISTER…MOTHER…FATHER..AND HER KINKY HAIR…DONT TRY IT..BEES IS A PROUD BLACK FEMALE.

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