Welcome to your new home.
November 18th, 2006
Goodbye can be the hardest thing to say, but I practically kicked the old deli to the curb and told it’s ass that I was keeping the jewel encrusted blackberry! So you can still visit all your favourites from the Deli’s glamorous past, but don’t expect me to be updating that fugular skank.
Now updates on the site will actually take exactly how long you think they’d take to write. So that means about 18 seconds then.
I know everything isn’t perfect right now, theres a lot of work going to be ongoing with the look of the main site for a while, but this is your new home visitors, feel free to leave semen on all upholstered items!
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To all LA Deli guests, have a great Holiday season. Thank you for all of your support. 
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Finally!!! The new site is looking hot, me likee. You’re lucky I’m loyal, I could have been easily swayed to equally distasteful gossip websites, but I was not. Thumbs up for you.
Indeed! Thumbs up for me!
Oh Walth, your dedication brings a tear to my gentle heart.
Very Interesting.