Goodbye can be the hardest thing to say, but I practically kicked the old deli to the curb and told it’s ass that I was keeping the jewel encrusted blackberry! So you can still visit all your favourites from the Deli’s glamorous past, but don’t expect me to be updating that fugular skank.

Now updates on the site will actually take exactly how long you think they’d take to write. So that means about 18 seconds then.

I know everything isn’t perfect right now, theres a lot of work going to be ongoing with the look of the main site for a while, but this is your new home visitors, feel free to leave semen on all upholstered items!