I am guessing that Jane Fonda just watched Monster-In-Law and needed someone to blame. Not J.Lo though, I bet that ho thinks Monster-In-Law is the movie of her career followed by Anaconda. I wonder how much of J.Lo’s blood has been consumed by Marc Anthony by now. I think he should know she has a rare variation of Hepatitis bred in a cauldron from the fifth layer of hell.
The Deli is no longer Ads free now, but you lucky whores have had one full year of liberty from the dollar! Kiss my boot for it! The ads are all up in the right hand column, and you are encouraged to go take a look at what our partners have to offer. People interested in The Deli are people you are going to want to know. This is a fact as proven by Madonna in 1914.
Anyway, here are some other links from our sexy friends who you should definitely visit, but not get too attached to, because I own you.
I don’t really know how old Shania Twain is, and to be perfectly honest, I don’t really care. This is one woman who I would turn necro for.
Everyone with eyes and a computer knows that Lindsay Lohan needs help, and so it can only be good news that Lindsay Lohan is now attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings to seek assistance with getting over her drinking problem. It’s funny because the slut’s nose is hanging on by a thread and yet she seeks help for her booze addiction? Whats even funnier is that Lohan isn’t even 21 yet, the legal age for drinking.
“Yes, she’s been attending some [Alcoholics Anonymous] meetings, and it’s going to be a slow process. This is a positive period. Let’s hope that the press doesn’t turn it into a negative. Maybe if (the press) backs off on her she’ll be in a good space. Let’s see if we don’t have to hear about it every day, and they’re following her and trying to find her. Because that will just really not be good. - Leslie Sloane Zelnick”
I’m really not even sure why I am reporting this, I am pretty sure Britney Spears or her vagina aint in this story, and I have repeatedly said how much this bitch pisses me off. Lindsay Lohan should come round to my house for her next AA meeting, I have lots of Southern Comfort and pills!
As the media world becomes increasingly consumed with its obsession of seeing Britney Spears make a good and proper comeback to the sexy skank we all know and love, The Deli has no option but to masturbate over / vomit over the varying pictures of Britney Spears as she rides the long and bumpy road back to hotness, taking several detours and forgetting her panties a lot along the way. So apologies, but this is what you sluts keep buying! Britney eating a bagel can still sell more magazines than Demi Moore dry humping Ashton Kutcher’s face whilst being butt fucked by Bruce Willis.
Lets look at more pictures from Britney’s 25th Birthday, I still can’t believe it’s been seven years since I discovered the meaning of titillation.
Britney Spears is seen her going out on a dinner date with her former manager, Larry Rudolph, the same man who made her a star.
She is also seen wearing the same dress that made Asia Carrera a star. Just kidding. A Britney Spears who has her snatch hidden and her hair extensions looking relatively in place is a Britney Spears I want to get to know better.
To all LA Deli guests, have a great Holiday season. Thank you for all of your support. 
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