Tomorrow, our lucky American readers will be celebrating their Independence Day. We thought Jessica Simpson’s rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner would be an appropriate way to forget their are two wars, Perez Hilton getting bashed, an uprising and a military coup happening in our world at the present moment.
And by this question what im really asking is what work did she exactly get done, because sister looks shit all like this woman.
I’d like to imagine that steph took a kick in the face from St Heidi Montag Princess of Ponyland when she was nibbling on air (and dust). Her face was so fucked up she was RUSHED to the hospital where corrective surgery was done where her nose was slimmed and her lips were filled before the doctors realized that the only damage from St Heidi’s pony-punch was to her ear. Oh wells!
Kat Mckenzie
According to Sam Hextall the winner of Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, his runner up competition and general hot ho Kat McKenzie has died. The winner posted his condolences on his twitter, but refrains from stating the cause of death when asked out of respect for her family.
Contestants Meddie Ford and Chrissie Wunna also voiced condolences on twitter. Of course, twitter is not a reliable news-source and there have understandably been no news reports on the death. However one of the shows contestant’s got in touch with LA Deli to say the following
“I can confirm that she has passed away as of last night.”
Furhter comments have been made public by the contestants via a facebook group with such dedications as
Im so glad that i got the opportunity to get to know Kat…I have never met someone who has made such a big impression on me .She was full of life and had the most beautiful smile i have ever seen..-layla
Kat was such an out going lively character with such a big personality and behind this she was also a lovely girl with a big heart! – Ola who doesn’t know what hummus is.
I will miss her greatly and will always envy her courage,confidence and love of life – Samuel
For anyone who watched that tranny ass show they will know that Kat brough a boatload of attitude, titties, and hot remarks to the fray. Kat even emailed in once to say she laughed at and loved her own LA-Deli coverage, despite us calling her a number of trannylicious names. Read some of our Paris Hilton British BBF posts to reflect on our time fascinated by Kat’s ballsy ass attitude. You go girlfriend, wherever you are.
Ugh. I know, I KNOW. Adrien Brody attends BOSS Orange’s fashion party and a small part of himself must admit he’s gay for that alone. I can only hope, since apparently i’m attracted to guys who look like they’ve been woken up by the sound of another hobo pissing on THEIR spot. I am not even going to begin to discuss that outfit, but suffice to say I’d hop on that train and honk it’s crookedy ass nose until the sun comes up!
Images: Just Jared
Well if this doesn’t make you feel massively uncomfortable then try watching this directly after three hours of watching The Hills. Theres sure to be a little vomit in your mouth by that stage.
Mr Mac needs to be careful with his paint. And his molesting.
Britney Spears’ new song Radar is about a year and a half old now, but is still awesome. That said, the video had such potential to be a total navy themed vid. Britney on a boat, like Cher, except from the trailer park. Trailer-Cher if you will. Anyway Britney instead decided to go for the very popular and current theme of horses and polo for the video instead. And of course the video features Britney sitting a lot (yes, this IS an uptempo dance song) in slow-motion and then a horse shaking his money maker whilst being watered down, slowmo style, to the words “animal in the sack, think i can handle that!”
And yet im still okay with this, because it’s Britney.
Fuck Yeah we’ve jumped on that fad bandwagon like a Julia Roberts hopped on Richard Geres peen in Pretty Woman. If you’d like to follow us. DO IT.
American news reporting is so great. Where here in Blighty if our fluff stories are about cats who survived in a drainpipe for a decade and puppies who can bark to the Spice Girls (I can see that shit in my mind ‘And Now, a puppy that really really wants to be a…pop star? Nina Nanarr Reports’) in America they have total ghetto fluff stories; like a prostitute is stuck up a tree and shit.
Anyway Dlisted.com posted this amazing video of a Squirrel who has set up camp in between some mammoth titties. This Squirrel popped out to say ‘Ello Govnah’ during a police interview in which, apparently, the woman was being questioned “Who ate all the pies?” When the squirrel pops out to answer all truthy-like (Squirrels dont lie) the woman pushes the squirrel back in and suggests they visit Mariah Carey’s house instead. That squirrel has ‘Tinkerbell Syndrome’ for sure.
PULL! Just kidding, Like most mythical creatures, Moomi, Queen of the Butterflies only emerges at certain times.These times are known as “Buy My Album” months in Mariahs calendar, they are clearly marked with an orange marker.
The eating months are marked with a green marker and gold butterfly stickers. The purging month with a red marker and images of a sad unicorn with a broken horn. Moomi Album Season is a time of giving, namely where Mariah gives the world an abundance of LOLS and we buy her shitty albums as a thank you. Anywhore, Mariah is recording the video for her new trash-hit Obsessed. Basically this song is all about how Eminiem is apparently obsessed with her, a story brough to light ala Gwen Stefani .
Here is Mariah doing her version of Eminiem for the video.
Tyra and Mooms should team up together and they can make a whole series playing dress up and eating. It would be a glorious smash of ego titans and it would end in tears, torn weaves and salsa dip.
Since living in the shadow of Beyonces weave, Cassandra, is difficult, a girl has to find a time and place to shine – and what better time and place to shine than the most shiny, glittery time of all – gay pride! And what better way to shine than to dress up like a giant rainbow? And what better way to make people remember your shine than to show off your puffy vagina and the rough area of the pubic hair that surrounds it?
Wait..what? Solange is asking for a double dosing of scissor-me-timbers from Rosie O at this shit. Flaunting vagina infront of gay men is dangerous enough, creating a mass hysteria of flailing and tears since to gay men the vagina is of course on the same plateau as Satan. But shimmying your snatch in shiny material infront of a pack of horny lesbians? That’s practically like offering to fix their broken drain with your toolbelt after you’ve hit the barbers.
